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For those of you with a sweet tooth, I have something extra special for you! Of course you will have to work for it, but it will be well worth it. And I’ll even add my “special” ingredient *wink*. Now come closer….closer…..that’s it, right between my legs. There, now bring that tongue of yours right to my pussy and get to work if you want to satisfy that sweet tooth of yours.

Bon appetite!

Maggie

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		vampire Vagina cookies 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature 1 large egg 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt Icing: 2 cups powdered sugar 1/4 cup milk Decorations: 1 tube red decorator frosting 2 tubes pink decorator frosting (4.25 oz) candy corn red decorator gel

Using electric mixer, beat powdered sugar and butter in large bowl until light. Beat in egg and vanilla. Add flour, baking powder and salt. Mix just to combine. Divide dough in half. Gather each piece into ball; flatten into disks. Wrap in plastic and chill 1 hour.

Preheat oven to 325°F. Roll out 1 dough disk on floured work surface to 1/8-inch thickness. Using vagina-shaped form, cut out cookies by tracing with a knife. Transfer cookies to ungreased baking sheets, spacing 1 inch apart. Gather dough scraps; reroll to 1/8-inch thickness. Cut out more cookies.

Bake cookies until pale golden, about 13 minutes. Transfer cookies to racks; cool. Repeat with remaining dough disk.

Make royal icing by mixing powdered sugar with enough milk to achieve desired consistency. It should be fluid and not too stiff. Add a few drops of red food coloring to make flesh-toned frosting. Tip: Leave the frosting white, or add a drop of green food coloring, for a more undead look.

When cookies have cooled completely, cover with a thin layer of royal icing and let sit at least two hours, until frosting has set. Prepare vampire fangs by slicing candy corn in half sideways at a 45-degree angle, using a knife; make two upper fangs per vagina. Make lower teeth by cutting the white tip off candy corn; make four lower teeth per vagina.

Use pink decorator frosting to outline your vagina, then fill in the center with red frosting. Set the upper and lower vampire teeth in the frosting around the vaginal opening. Use the remaining pink frosting to create raised labia around the vagina. Use red decorator gel if desired for the effect of blood dripping off the teeth.

Willow

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You know that the economy is bad when the Gingerbread Man and family start to engage in Ginger Snap Bukkake.  Just look at Junior there.  (he’s the one on the right) .  Things got so tight in the Gingerbread household that Dad and Mom decided to pimp out their son.  But what ever works right? Right!  So this year, as your family sits down after having a nice homemade dinner, to drink coffee and eat dessert, keep in mind, that when you are chewing on that gingerbread man’s head, there might just be a little extra icing on there that you might not know about.

I would just like to add, if those gingerbread men were real, their cocks would be 4 feet long.  I’m going to go and drool now in a corner, with my vibrator.

Liz

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Okay so I’m looking around on the web, trying to get some inspiration for a blog for you all to read.  So I am putting in search words into google and I put in Goth Sex and this is what I got:

Since when the hell did Rachel Ray get into Goth Sex?? And with that outfit? County Goth? Whaaaaaa???? Omg I was laughing so hard.  What exactly is that in her hand? Lost Souls of Dread Pie? On a side note, if that is really her body she looks pretty good.  Even if she is dressed like ellie may bobby jo daisy lee. 

Willow

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