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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

LOL…some of these are great, I mean some guy must of shot off his gun while his wife was having the big OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmygod!  I wonder if he killed anyone, and that’s why they made the law.

Willow

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It’s a lazy Sunday, way to hot to go outside.  You and I could spend the afternoon making it just as hot, if not hotter inside in the bedroom, or kitchen, or living room, or bathroom, or where ever you happen to be when that sweet cock of yours gets thick and engorged.  So instead of being outside and being miserable, come inside me and be happy.

Liz

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For those of you with a sweet tooth, I have something extra special for you! Of course you will have to work for it, but it will be well worth it. And I’ll even add my “special” ingredient *wink*. Now come closer….closer…..that’s it, right between my legs. There, now bring that tongue of yours right to my pussy and get to work if you want to satisfy that sweet tooth of yours.

Bon appetite!

Maggie

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Doing this sort of work I look at things a bit differently.  Everything to me has a dirty meaning behind it.  It wasn’t that way before I started taking all your nasty delicious calls.  When I saw this picture I knew I had to post it.  I mean look at it, LOOK AT IT! lol  Who knew ketchup could look like that?  No wonder people are into food play.

Willow

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Usher’s new song is talking about me. lol That is what someone told me last night at a bar.  I was flattered, but the guy was definitely drunk.  Of course I flirted non-stop with him too, it was fun.

OMG lyrics

I fell in love with shawty when i seen her on the dance floor
she was dancing sexy, pop, pop, popping, dropping, dropping low
never ever has a lady hit me on the first sight
this was something special ; this was just like dynamite
honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
girl you know im loving your, loving your style
check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like,
ooh (oooh) she got it all
sexy from her head to the toes
& i want it all, it all, it all

[chorus]:
baby let me love you down
theres so many ways to love ya
baby i can break you down
theres so many ways to love ya
got me like, ooh my gosh im so in love
i found you finally, it make me want to say
oh, oh , oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
ohh my gosh

you make me want to say(repeat 2x)
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[verse 2]:
feel so ? for honey out of all the girls up in this club
this one got me whipped, just off one look, yep i fell in love
girl you something special, you just like dynamite
youre, youre, youre, youre, youre, youre, youre out of sight
fell in love with honey like my, oh my
honey looking wonderful; fly, so fly
honey like a supermodel; my, oh my
baby how you do that, make a grown man cry?
ooh (ooh) baby, you got it all
sexy from her head to the toes
& i want it all, it all, it all

Liz

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I walked into the club in my sexy little black dress. I sat down at the bar beside him. We smiled and did the little awkward chit chat. You know what… FUCK THAT! I grab his hand and have him follow me to a dark corner in the back of the club.

I start pushing up against him, grinding to the music. I feel him put his hands on my hips and he grinds that now hard cock into my ass. His hands slide around to the front of me, grabbing my breast. I reach behind me and start rubbing and squeezing that hard cock. His hands pull my skirt up over my ass. I feel him push me into the wall and start to shove that cock deep inside me, thrusting and grinding, breathing hard on my neck – fucking me hard in front of everyone there.
I don’t even notice anyone watching, I just feel the pounding of that cock going in and out of my tight wet pussy. I feel myself starting to squirt all over his cock, juices running down my thighs. He pumps a few more times, then slams that cock deep and explodes inside me. He kisses my neck and whispers, “thanks for the dance.”

Cum dance with me –

Maggie
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Holy Christ!  This picture makes me want to go out and get blistered myself!  THIS is not a deterrent in the least!  *shudder*

Now onto what this blog is really about, Forced Intoxication and wallet raping.  Two of my favorite all time things.  How does it work? It works like this….YOU get your drinks of choice, you grab your credit card, you call me and I lead you though a wonderful night of getting shit faced while you pay me more and more.  And don’t forget the games, so many drinking games we can play, all with the intention of taking every last penny from your loser wallet.  Sounds glorious doesn’t it?  It does to me.  I mean after all, I am hot, if you pay me enough I just may lead you on an incredible phone sex fantasy adventure, that is if you can get it up lol.  If not, then oh well, at least you tried.

Willow

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I am coming for you.  You thought you could run away, you thought you could hide.  There is no hiding from me.  Didn’t you think I would notice you not being in your cage little man? You were wrong, dead wrong.  Now you have made me mad and I have to recapture you, at all costs.  As soon as I find you and scoop you up you will know what it’s like to be devoured, it’s a shame, I actually enjoyed you as my play thing.  Oh well, there will be others. *chuckles*

Liz

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Ok now some of you like fighting as a form of release i am a lover at heart.But i do love mud fighting for sport it feels really good against the skin makes all nice and soft.
I really want to get some guy in the ring and fight with him well not fight but wrestle get him all good and muddy especially someone that has never gotten dirty in their life like someone that stands on the sidelines and watches from afar but never really enjoys themselves.It would be so much fun to get that nice suit and white shirt muddy until you couldn’t tell what color it actually was.Then strip him down to nothing and cover his whole body in that muddy mess he might enjoy himself so good he would keep coming back for more hehee

Minnie

I know there are going to be a lot of parties this weekend, after all it is a Holiday weekend, and that’s what we do on Holiday’s, we party.  But please keep in mind why we even have this long weekend.  We need to remember the service men and women who gave their all just for us.  They didn’t do it for any other reason then us.  There is a reason not everyone goes into the Military, those special few who choose to go into this line of work are called.   There is a deep desire within them to protect and serve their country, they go to places you and I would never be able to survive one single hour let alone day, and they go willingly.  So if you are in the Military and are reading this, or if you have had someone in your family who was or is a vet please know that deep in my heart I thank them, and thank you for everything you have done to keep me safe.

Lizabeth

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Pretty In Pink

I admit it I am a Southern Belle to the core.  I like to get my nails done, a pedicure, I take care of my body, and I love pretty lingerie.  The more femme the better. However, I am not high maintenance, I have the right attitude, and I know how to treat a man right.  Both with my actions and my body.  If you are looking for something a bit more upscale for your phone sex experience then give me a call.  I’ll be waiting.

Love,

Liz

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Nothing is better than good ole fashion sex now if you like the kinky side of it thats ok too i enjoy all aspects of getting fucked no matter where it might be enjoy giving a good blow job or getting a good eating out or maybe even using a nice strapon as fair turn about play hmm want in the bathroom or kitchen or outside in the front or back yard either way is good for me.

Minnie

Ever play the game cops and robbers when you were little?  Now that you are all grown up how would you like to put a new twist on the game?  How about a game of cocks and robbers?  How does it work you ask?  You break into my house and fuck me with your cock!  What could be easier then that?  Nothing!  I’ll be waiting and I’ll leave the door unlocked for you too *winks*.

Willow

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One of my favorite songs right now is Sexy Bitch by David Guetta feat. Akron .  I would have no problem with a guy saying I was a sexy bitch.  Men don’t seem to understand for the most part that being called a bitch doesn’t really mean anything to us strong women.  We take it as a compliment now, so what we are bitches.  Who cares.  However, this is where we have the advantage, there are only so many things you can actually calls us.  I’m not a big fan of the word ‘cunt’ as a name that someone might call me, but I’m certainly not going to get all bent out of shape over it.  So call me a bitch, call me a cunt, call me anything you want, but just call me!

Willow

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Phone sex is a skill, it’s something that not everyone can do either.  I have spent a few years honing my skill as a Phone Sex Operator and there has never been one instance of someone going away not completely satisfied.  I do all fantasies, feed all desires, and participate in any all fetishes.  Want a taste of something different?  Give me a call.

Liz

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