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I’m sitting across from John, nodding politely to what ever hum-drum subject he has decided to inflict upon me, wondering if he will ever wipe the sauce from the corner of his mouth. The topics of choice from him have varied, but always with the same underlining theme – himself.

I have curtailed his advances for weeks now, with his oh so cliché lines and cheesy innuendoes. After all, he is the boss, and I thought a more delicate hand, versus a knee to the groin, would be a better course of action. It’s a wonder how no woman has inflicted any sort of bodily injury upon him to date.

It was only after the incident that I changed my resolve; after I found him cornering Cheryl in the copier room, trying to inch his hand up her skirt; after seeing the panic in her eyes as she realized that he wasn’t going to be dissuaded with a simple ‘no’; after I literally had to step in between them both to get him to cease and desist with his unwelcome advances; it was only until then that I finally decided that John had to be dealt with - permanently.

Using John’s belief that every woman is waiting their turn for him to have her, I started the flirtation process. It didn’t take much more then a wanting smile for him to take the bait – after all, the man views all women as sub-humans, and that they should feel lucky that he has allowed them the privilege of serving and servicing him. Well, that is about to change tonight.

A wicked, knowing smile grows slowly across my face. I am snapped back to the present as he mistakes my smile as approval to his latest attempt at a joke. If he only knew that the joke would soon be on him. Thank goodness the meal is finally coming to a close.

…Soon it will be time for dessert…

Maggie
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I am coming for you.  You thought you could run away, you thought you could hide.  There is no hiding from me.  Didn’t you think I would notice you not being in your cage little man? You were wrong, dead wrong.  Now you have made me mad and I have to recapture you, at all costs.  As soon as I find you and scoop you up you will know what it’s like to be devoured, it’s a shame, I actually enjoyed you as my play thing.  Oh well, there will be others. *chuckles*

Liz

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In the mood for something a little more… obscure? Have a taste for the darker side of things? Lovely, simply lovely, a possible playmate for me…

… Imagine yourself walking down a darkened path. You hear an eerie yet hypnotic voice whispering from the darkness. You are strangely drawn to it. You don’t know why, but you must find the source of the whispers that fill your mind, pushing all else out. Inside your chest your heart is pounding faster and harder, begging to be released from its prison within. The need to find the source of your taunts rises to a frantic level.

Just then a clearing opens up to you. Lit by the full moon above you see me in all my glory. My voluptuous form peering through a gauzy coverlet. The sight would have been something out of an erotic dream, if it weren’t for the fact that there were horns curving away from my temples, or the slow swaying of a tail peaking out from the flimsy cloth draping. I call you to me.

Every fiber of your body tells you to turn and run… the voice inside your head screaming for you to get away… you ignore the warnings that are pummeling every one of you senses, and step forward instead, being pulled by some invisible force that won’t let you go, that you can’t fight, that you don’t want to fight. You stop trying to resist – you want me, need me, need to be consumed by me… and I will not disappoint…

Travel the darker side with me….

I will not disappoint…

Maggie
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As the snow is falling, and softly covering the ground, and people sit down in their living rooms to enjoy a nice roaring toasty fire while sipping cider or egg nog and Christmas Lights are blinking on and off.  There is a feeling of happiness and joy in ones soul. During this time of year, my thoughts turn to one thing….Pin Up Zombie Calendar Girls!  I have this Calendar, and I haven’t been able to find where I can get a new one for 2011, nor could I find one for 2010, two years without a new Hot Zombie Chick!  What the hell is that about?  So if anyone sees one of these Calendars please let me know, it will make my season Merry and Bright.

Merry Bloody Christmas,

Willow

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As we all know some people believe in  and all sorts of things some believe that aliens have come to earth and reproduced with earthlings well i have to say now from this pic i found i hope i don’t incounter one because this type cock wouldn’t do me a bit of good i like them strong and long and nice and round where i can take them into my mouth and suck good and hard and then let them ride me for hours at a time not this covering my face i do have to breathe you know lol well sometimes anyways lol So its like this if your a alien and has a nice big cock and want to fuck me good come on over.

Minnie

Okay so I’m looking around on the web, trying to get some inspiration for a blog for you all to read.  So I am putting in search words into google and I put in Goth Sex and this is what I got:

Since when the hell did Rachel Ray get into Goth Sex?? And with that outfit? County Goth? Whaaaaaa???? Omg I was laughing so hard.  What exactly is that in her hand? Lost Souls of Dread Pie? On a side note, if that is really her body she looks pretty good.  Even if she is dressed like ellie may bobby jo daisy lee. 

Willow

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Oh look at this doesn’t it look so cute sitting before me wagging his little balls and little tail at me begging to get inside of me but i think i will just let him keep on begging maybe i should just get a collar and lease and lead it around like the pet it really is now what do you think ladies think i should do that to this little cock pet of mine.

Minnie