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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

LOL…some of these are great, I mean some guy must of shot off his gun while his wife was having the big OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmygod!  I wonder if he killed anyone, and that’s why they made the law.

Willow

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Ok now some of you like fighting as a form of release i am a lover at heart.But i do love mud fighting for sport it feels really good against the skin makes all nice and soft.
I really want to get some guy in the ring and fight with him well not fight but wrestle get him all good and muddy especially someone that has never gotten dirty in their life like someone that stands on the sidelines and watches from afar but never really enjoys themselves.It would be so much fun to get that nice suit and white shirt muddy until you couldn’t tell what color it actually was.Then strip him down to nothing and cover his whole body in that muddy mess he might enjoy himself so good he would keep coming back for more hehee

Minnie

I’m Ms. Ava and I love to get nasty on the phone. I get so wet when you share all of your wild, kinky and even strangest fantasies.
I get off on being your naughty little tease or taking control of you and getting extreme and nasty with you. Is it humiliation you crave? Need a woman who can make you sell your soul? Call me its time.
Ava
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No, I’m not cheering you on.
No, I’m not tell you to taking a bath Froggie.
No, what I’m telling you to do is go stick a good ol’ Summer’s Eve Douche up your filthy asshole.

You say you want strap-on play from a hot chick such as myself but have you ever even learned to wipe properly? Obviously not!

Are you aware that you have dingleberries hanging from the matted asshair that covers your man pussy?! Your shit caked bunghole is not worthy of my strap-on, much less a stinky pinky! I highly suggest you not only douche, but you invest in some wet-wipes for your ass.  Oh yes, please do something about that horrific ass hair as well.

If you can’t manage that, pig ass,  I might have to give you an anal douche and rip the hair out your asshole myself! Then maybe you’ll get that 9 inch dong and my tits brushing against your back.

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Madame Hailey

Now as everyone knows i love cocks there is nothing like them i like them big some small just not too small don’t mind a little crook or curve in them but now come on i don’t and i want touch one that look like a snake.And i hate to say it but this fellows cock reminds me of a snake.Hmm wonder where his mom has been lol . One thing for sure i would not be fucking that one no matter how horny i was  lol

Minnie

We have all heard of all night suckers right well this dude decided to go and pick him up a nice hottie but i do believe he got more than he ask more don’t you think especially when the one he picks up has a bigger cock than he does so cute wonder if he will do this little trick again.But then again he might as he seems to be overwhelmed by it all  i hope this guy makes him take it up the ass would love to watch that one for sure.But either way i love this pic figured you all would also

Minnie

As we all know some people believe in  and all sorts of things some believe that aliens have come to earth and reproduced with earthlings well i have to say now from this pic i found i hope i don’t incounter one because this type cock wouldn’t do me a bit of good i like them strong and long and nice and round where i can take them into my mouth and suck good and hard and then let them ride me for hours at a time not this covering my face i do have to breathe you know lol well sometimes anyways lol So its like this if your a alien and has a nice big cock and want to fuck me good come on over.

Minnie

Oh look at this doesn’t it look so cute sitting before me wagging his little balls and little tail at me begging to get inside of me but i think i will just let him keep on begging maybe i should just get a collar and lease and lead it around like the pet it really is now what do you think ladies think i should do that to this little cock pet of mine.

Minnie

I love to share things with many types of people but somethings just doesn’t work for some.So i keep it all to myself but here is a little something for you.I can see that cock getting hard at the thoughts of this between your legs rubbing up and down and then deep into your ass i can just imagine hearing you screaming from the pain because you know its going to hurt but guess what i don’t care if it does.

Minnie