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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

LOL…some of these are great, I mean some guy must of shot off his gun while his wife was having the big OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmygod!  I wonder if he killed anyone, and that’s why they made the law.

Willow

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Ok now some of you like fighting as a form of release i am a lover at heart.But i do love mud fighting for sport it feels really good against the skin makes all nice and soft.
I really want to get some guy in the ring and fight with him well not fight but wrestle get him all good and muddy especially someone that has never gotten dirty in their life like someone that stands on the sidelines and watches from afar but never really enjoys themselves.It would be so much fun to get that nice suit and white shirt muddy until you couldn’t tell what color it actually was.Then strip him down to nothing and cover his whole body in that muddy mess he might enjoy himself so good he would keep coming back for more hehee

Minnie

In the mood for something a little more… obscure? Have a taste for the darker side of things? Lovely, simply lovely, a possible playmate for me…

… Imagine yourself walking down a darkened path. You hear an eerie yet hypnotic voice whispering from the darkness. You are strangely drawn to it. You don’t know why, but you must find the source of the whispers that fill your mind, pushing all else out. Inside your chest your heart is pounding faster and harder, begging to be released from its prison within. The need to find the source of your taunts rises to a frantic level.

Just then a clearing opens up to you. Lit by the full moon above you see me in all my glory. My voluptuous form peering through a gauzy coverlet. The sight would have been something out of an erotic dream, if it weren’t for the fact that there were horns curving away from my temples, or the slow swaying of a tail peaking out from the flimsy cloth draping. I call you to me.

Every fiber of your body tells you to turn and run… the voice inside your head screaming for you to get away… you ignore the warnings that are pummeling every one of you senses, and step forward instead, being pulled by some invisible force that won’t let you go, that you can’t fight, that you don’t want to fight. You stop trying to resist – you want me, need me, need to be consumed by me… and I will not disappoint…

Travel the darker side with me….

I will not disappoint…

Maggie
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Oh you got it right i love sex with those young men and boys of age of course and older ones too love it with they stick those cocks up my wet pussy and make me scream when they do that to me.
Or when i can get two at the same time that is even better one to ride me hard and one for me to suck on like a big ole sucker yummy love it when they take those cocks of theirs and pound my pussy hard and fast want to me the next one to put a sweet smile on my face i hope so.How about if we ring in the New Year together having wild sex now doesn’t that sound good i know it does to me for sure.

Minnie

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So i heard that you like being fucked up the ass so tell me what you like about being assfucked does it feel good to you do you jacked yourself off while being fucked or do you let you sissy suck you off after she has fucked your ass and filled it full of her white cream.
Or do you return the favor to your sissy and fuck her sissy hole  and then maybe you just lay her down on her back and take her cock into your mouth and you worship that cock like its a big ole candy cane that your so hungry for you can’t get enough of that sissy cock now can you.Cum tell me just what you like about taking that sissyslut of yours,because you know thats just what you are also is sissyslut.

Minnie

Now look what happens when my little sissy is bad she gets punished she is not looking happy at all now is she i kept warning her that i wanted things done a certain way but no she just ignored what i said.
But she was always going around saying i wonder what it would be like to have a threesome i had kept hearing this over and over again so i just fixed her up really good as a nice surprise and a punishment of sorts lol now i wonder if she will go around dreaming of this day.She wanted to go around looking like a man and that is something she was not she is a sissy and a sissy she will stay even if i have to hire someone to gang bang her everytime she turns around

Maybe that’s what i should do is have two good looking cocks around at all time just to keep this sissy in line.I think though by the time these two get thru with her she will have a very big smile on her face and will go humming thru the house doing all of her chores dressed as the sissy she is now don’t you lol especially by the time she gets thru sucking and fucking these two cocks off.And whatever else they can think of for her to do.

Minnie

Back in the Nineties, emboldened by the successes of feminism, women sought to slay the dragon of patriarchy by turning men into ridiculous wimps who would cry with them through chick-flicks and then cook up a decent lasagne.

Suddenly, women wanted to drive home their newfound equality by moulding men to be more like them.

This velvet revolution was reflected in a series of broader cultural changes. After decades of uncompromising movie heroes like Marlon Brando and Clint Eastwood, we were asked to fall for stuttering, floppy-haired fops like Hugh Grant; touchy-feely and hopelessly embarrassed around women.

No doubt at the time, millions of misguided single women thought that having a man who could feel their pain and emote for Britain was a Good Thing.

Now, over a decade later, women are waking up to the fact that these men are drippy, sexless bores. The feminisation of men hasn’t produced the well-rounded uber-males women were hoping for.

Instead, women are now lumped with flabby invertebrates, little more than doormats, whom they secretly despise but are too proud to admit it.

All i want to know is there any real men left or is this all there is left to choose from is a sloppy beer gutted slob if so no thanks

Minnie

No, I’m not cheering you on.
No, I’m not tell you to taking a bath Froggie.
No, what I’m telling you to do is go stick a good ol’ Summer’s Eve Douche up your filthy asshole.

You say you want strap-on play from a hot chick such as myself but have you ever even learned to wipe properly? Obviously not!

Are you aware that you have dingleberries hanging from the matted asshair that covers your man pussy?! Your shit caked bunghole is not worthy of my strap-on, much less a stinky pinky! I highly suggest you not only douche, but you invest in some wet-wipes for your ass.  Oh yes, please do something about that horrific ass hair as well.

If you can’t manage that, pig ass,  I might have to give you an anal douche and rip the hair out your asshole myself! Then maybe you’ll get that 9 inch dong and my tits brushing against your back.

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Madame Hailey

Are you the new person drawn toward me?
To begin with, take warning, I am surely far different from what you suppose;
Do you suppose you will find in me your ideal?
Do you think it so easy to have me become your lover?
Do you think the friendship of me would be unalloy’d satisfaction?
Do you think I am trusty and faithful?
Do you see no further than this façade, this smooth and tolerant manner of me?
Do you suppose yourself advancing on real ground toward a real heroic man?
Have you no thought, O dreamer, that it may be all maya, illusion?

Minnie

Sure it’s close to Haloween, but I live that day all year long. I’m here to say there is nothing sexier than a Vampire, and nothing more erotic than blood play.

Just imagine my pretty red lips latched onto your neck, giving you not a hickey, but sucking the very essence of you out of your body. You will then belong to me. The ulimate in slavery.  Or imagine, me with my little dagger, slowly dragging it down your chest, licking up your delicious salty blood as you writhe in pain, your cock hardening as your very life is drained out of you.

Imagine the pleasure.

Madame Hailey

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Yeah thats right you ask for what happened to you didn’t think it would hurt or i would do this now did you not big man like you crying like baby maybe i should just treat you like one make you depend on me for everything hmm but then i like to just degrade you because you thought you were so big and bad.Doesn’t look like now does it lmao Just look at you sitting here all tied up with that cock of yours all tied up and can’t use it lmao since your such a wimp i might find you another cocky to suck on that can be your pacifer.

Minnie

Minnie

Like drinking my piss cum my naughty boy i will spread my legs and stand over you and let it fly all over your face but especially into that nasty mouth of yours because you know thats its nasty and thats the only way to get it clean now is it not.So lay down and open wide you don’t want to miss any of my sweet golden piss now do you.Ah but your also not allowed to touch that cock of yours either i have something else in mind for that oh i know you wonder just what it might be but you will just have to wait now won’t you after your done drinking and cleaning me up with that tongue then you will find out just what is in store for your little cock.

Minnie

I kept telling you and telling you what would happen if you didn’t listen but no you thought that because you are male that i couldn’t do it huh well look at you now all bound up and no where to go laughing you are a pitiful site just who would want you like this thats right no one would except maybe a sissyslut hey good ideal i could bring in a sissy slut to suck that cock of yours or what would be ever better would be for you to be forced to suck theirs off hehe might as well stopping fighting it the ways things look its going to awhile before i turn you loose.

Minnie

Now as everyone knows i love cocks there is nothing like them i like them big some small just not too small don’t mind a little crook or curve in them but now come on i don’t and i want touch one that look like a snake.And i hate to say it but this fellows cock reminds me of a snake.Hmm wonder where his mom has been lol . One thing for sure i would not be fucking that one no matter how horny i was  lol

Minnie

We have all heard of all night suckers right well this dude decided to go and pick him up a nice hottie but i do believe he got more than he ask more don’t you think especially when the one he picks up has a bigger cock than he does so cute wonder if he will do this little trick again.But then again he might as he seems to be overwhelmed by it all  i hope this guy makes him take it up the ass would love to watch that one for sure.But either way i love this pic figured you all would also

Minnie